Dear Bills, I wish you would just disappear so then I don't have to worry about paying you anymore.
Dear Husband, I appreciate that you work so hard to support our little family and I don't think that I tell you that enough. And even though you will probably never read this, I hope you know how much I really truly love you =)
Dear Amelia, You are a pretty stinking cute kid but just because you are totally adorable, does not mean that you can have a lollipop anytime you want.
Dear Dishes, I am honestly contemplating throwing all of you away and purchasing a ton of disposable ones. Cleaning you sucks.
Dear Pinterest, Thank you for being so entertaining yet such a problem because you keep me from being productive. I like to think that by pinning all these fabulous ideas that I am being productive, but the husband keeps telling me otherwise.